My momma's drunk and kinda hungry,
But not enough to eat a pickle fully.
So she throws it on the ground.
That's right, she throws it on the ground.
That squishy-wishy thang be right-smack there when I come 'round.
Verse II:
I'm walkin' 'round my good ole house
Until I thought I stepped right on a mouse,
But it it was just a squishy pickle.
Yeah, just a squishy pickle.
That squishy-wishy thang be right-smack there when I come 'round.
Chorus:
I got the squishy pickle blues; sure do wish I wore some shoes.
I got the squishy pickle blues; sure do wish I wore some shoes.
'Cause now I don't got shoes I go like:
"Slip, Sloop, Whippity-Whoop, looks just like a piece of poop!"
(Guitar Solo)
Verse III:
I can't believe what I stepped on.
Actually, I can, but-
I'm gonna tell my friends on Skype anyway.
I'm gonna tell my friends on Skype anyway.
That squishy-wishy thang be right-smack there when I come 'round.
Chorus (Second Round):
I got the squishy pickle blues; sure do wish I wore some shoes.
I got the squishy pickle blues; sure do wish I wore some shoes.
'Cause now I don't got shoes I go like:
"Slip, Sloop, Whippity-Whoop, looks just like a piece of poop!"
Bridge/Outro:
(Chant: "Slip, Sloop, Whippity-Whoop, looks just like a piece of poop!")
credits
from Mindscape,
released July 18, 2014
Amber Caruso for having a funny mom.
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